Saturday, April 30, 2022

Weekly Mail Special-Running for Rebecca

 


Hey Everyone:


So my sister Katie has once again gotten Running for Rebecca back up and running (seewhatididthere?) 


This will be the 4th time we're having this amazing night. The first time we joined the AHA downtown for a spectacular 3 mile walk/run past the newly rebuilt World Financial Center. Because of the pandemic, we basically walked wherever we were in 2020.

Last year, as well as the plan for this year, will be to gather May 19th at 5:15pm at Frank Principe Park, or as I still call it, Maurice Park. 

We had an amazing turnout last year, and the weather was phenomenal. 


If you'd like to make a donation to team Wild Bill, obviously I'd be extremely grateful. I know that we are still living in some tough times and the cost of everything is going up.  I set the goal for $1,000. If we get there awesome, if not that's OK too. We're doing this because we want to keep our Becky's memory alive. And we KNOW, that it's still shining and burning brightly on the night we walk. 



I'm putting the links up here and will put them on the next couple of blogposts we have. I apologize that I didn't post this last week, but let's see what we can pull off in 2 and a half weeks. 



https://www2.heart.org/site/TR/HeartWalk/FDA-FoundersAffiliate?px=17407286&pg=personal&fr_id=6396



All of you are amazing. From the bottom of my heart 


Thank You


Weekly Mail will post tomorrow night 


 

Monday, April 25, 2022

Weekly Mail April 24, 2022

Hey Everyone:


I hope all of you had a Happy Easter/Passover. We didn't publish last week because of Easter, so we have two weeks worth of stuff to catch up on.  



OPENING DAY IN QUEENS AND THE SEAVER STATUE.

The 1998 New York Yankees are remembered for having the most dominant year if not ever, at least in the last half century. They won 114 regular season games and 125 games overall en-route to another World Championship. 

But that amazing season had gotten off to a not so amazing start. The team opened on the road and lost their first three games. They managed to win 3 of the next four, but still came back to the Bronx with a 3-4 record. 

While George Steinbrenner was giving out to Joe Torre for the less than stellar start, the Boss was catching flak himself from then Cardinal O'Connor, who was upset the the Yanks were staging Opening Day at the Stadium on Good Friday. 

Because of the lockout screwing around with the MLB Schedule, the Mets found themselves in the same predicament as the 1998 Bronx Bombers. And not only that, they had also chosen that day to unveil their Tom Seaver statue. 

Thankfully I haven't read anywhere that Cardinal Dolan, (or I guess technically because it's Queens, Bishop Brennan) raising any sort of stink about Opening Day landing on Good Friday. If it makes the church higher-ups feel any better, I made sure Tim and I didn't have any meat, i.e no Hot Dogs)  instead I went to my local pub and picked us up two giant Bavarian Pretzels to nosh on while we watched the Mets beat Arizona. I know I was supposed to be fasting, but like the great Washington Post baseball columnist Tom Boswell once wrote, Time Begins on Opening Day. 

As for the Seaver Statue, well for a team that gets so much wrong, they got this one right on the money. The ceremony itself was a classic. Steve Cohen, Mike Piazza and Seaver's wife and daughters paying tribute to him on a perfect (if windy) sun splashed morning  And they captured the essence of the pitcher, in his classic drop and drive pitching motion. I can't wait to get to the ballpark and see it for myself. 






OBITUARIES

Gilbert Gottfried- When I found out he died on Wednesday, I told one of my co-workers, who said she had never heard of him. I went to YouTube and found one of his stand-up routines. 

Look, I've heard a lot of raunch in my lifetime and it takes a lot to make me go, Holy $h-t when it comes to stand up comedy. But you want to talk about not suitable for work! If I even repeat it here, I'm afraid I'll not only get fired from the jobs I have now, my old bosses would re-hire me just so they could fire me for playing it. Just really lowbrow. 

So I found the clip from Beverly Hills Cop II, where he played crooked accountant Sidney Bernstein. For a few years there, whenever Karl, Ray or myself saw something that we thought was a tad expensive, we'd yell "Ouch! Let go of my arm!" But that whole scene is hysterical. 

Of course with a voice like that, Gottfried could pretty much stretch across genres, so many people will remember him for his voice over work in various kids cartoons and movies. Digit from Cyberchase, Barn Buddy from Back in the Barnyard, and of course from Aladdin, Iago. 

I had no idea he was sick, so his death was a very sad surprise. 

Many years ago, there was an afternoon show on the old WPLJ called the Rocky Allen Showgram, and Allen and his sidekick Blain Ensley had Gottfried on as that afternoon's guest. That happened to be the day that Les Aspin, Defense Secretary under President Clinton died suddenly from as massive stroke. As soon as the guys finished reading the news bulletin, Gottfried said in that crazy voice of his "You know what was the last thing he said before he died?" (Again this was just minutes after they announced the poor man's passing) "He said, Take 2 Aspin and call me in the morning" 

How fast you think he would have been blackballed if he pulled that on a radio show today?

Gottfried was 67 and had a rare genetic heart condition. 


Mike Bossy-Oh, how the Islanders tortured me when I was in grammar school. 

4 straight Stanley Cup Championships and very nearly a 5th. In that 5 year run, the Islanders sent my Rangers home for the summer 4 times. It still stings 40 years later. 

Obviously I couldn't stand Denis Potvin, we still chant his name at the Garden 43 years after the fact. Billy Smith? The dirtiest player with a stick maybe in the history of the league. Would I love him if he was on my team? Sure. But he wasn't on my team, he was on their team...THAT team. 

Bryan Trottier? I don't know what makes me hate him more, how he killed us every year (and also played dirty with his stick) or his absolute failure as Rangers coach in 2002-03. Never even made it through 1 season behind our bench. 

No, I couldn't stand any of them.

Except Mike Bossy. 

He was impossible to dislike. Even for a Ranger fan like me. He was just a privilege to watch. 

I submit that he is right up there when you talk about New York's most underrated athletes. Look at the NHL record book. If it weren't for a gentleman named Gretzky, Bossy would have a bunch more records. He was the second player in NHL History to score 50 goals in 50 games. He had 39 career hat tricks, scored 53 goals his rookie year, scored 60 or more goals in one season 5 times, and only once in his career did he not tally 50 goals, his last year, as his back was giving out, he still managed to score 39 goals. Incredible. In contrast my man Chris Krieder just scored his 50th goal of the season for my Rangers. In the almost 100 years the Rangers have existed, you wanna know how many of their players score 50 in a season?

4, including Krieder (Vic Hadfield, Adam Graves and Jaramir Jagr are the other 3).

I may have told this story before, but I was reading an old edition of the NY Daily News from June 16, 1977, the day after Tom Seaver was traded to the Reds. under the fold of where the backpage story was continued, there was a recap of the 1977 NHL draft. The Rangers had two picks in the top 15. They chose Lucien Deblois with the 8th pick and Sarah Palin's boyfriend Ron Duguay with the 13th pick. 

Deblois was pretty much a bust, and Doogs, well you know how I felt about him. But guess who the Islanders grabbed with the 15th pick? I mean how can one page of a newspaper contain so much bad news?? The only thing you can say about the Rangers scouting department in 1977 was that 12 other teams also passed on Mike Bossy. To me that was worse than Kenny O'Brien over Dan Marino. 

Bossy was 65 and lost a long battle with cancer. 


Guy Lafleur- Another great French Canadian hockey star, also dead way too young from cancer at age 70. I didn't get to see him in his heyday. He retired from the Canadiens in 1984. Five years later, he came out of retirement to play for the Rangers. If you want to know the myriad of reasons my Blueshirts went 54 years without a Stanley Cup, here's a good one for ya.. we signed Guy Lafleur at age 38 after he had been retired for 5 years. The Canadiens signed him in 1969 at age 18 and went on to win 5 Stanley Cups with him, including 4 in a row right before the Islander dynasty of the early 80's. 

But in all fairness to the Flower, he did score 17 goals for us in 1988-89, including two in a game against the Habs at the old Montreal Forum. They showed that game on Channel 9 and you could hear how loud it got when he scored. That he was as effective as he was after that long a layoff and at that advance (for hockey) age is a testament to just how talented he was. 

RIP to All. 



FALSE ALARM:

I was watching ABC's World News Tonight on Wednesday, when anchorman David Muir said they had breaking news that the Capitol was being evacuated because they were tracking an aircraft that poses a probable threat to the Capitol Complex."

Then they went to a commercial.

So let's start there... evacuating the US Capitol because something may be flying towards it, is not the kind of story you sit on while you show a bunch of commercials. Especially when earlier in the broadcast, they ran a story about new missiles that Russia was developing that could carry nuclear warheads. 

Turns out the Washington Nationals were having an army parachuting exhibition before the Nats game against the Arizona Diamondbacks. There was a "communication breakdown", between the FAA and the Capitol police and the complex was evacuated because of that term we've all come to know and love "an abundance of caution." 

Obviously I'm glad no one was hurt, frustrated that 20 years post 9/11 we still haven't straightened out these types of communication issues, and for the life of me, I can't understand how a network can justify going to a commercial with a story like that.



Saturday was an ugly day for sports here in NY. Both the Rangers and Mets, who have otherwise been playing great the past two weeks, dropped clunkers

Then there was some real ugliness at Yankee Stadium.

In the 9th inning of the Yanks game against the Cleveland Guardians, Isiah Kiner-Falefa hit a game tying double that Guardians outfielder Steven Kwan crashed into the wall trying to catch. Apparently, someone in the stands  was “celebrating” the injury, which caused the other two outfielders, Oscar Mercado and Myles Straw, to go back verbally at the fan, Straw going so far as to climb the outfield fence. 

When play resumed, Gleyber Torres drove in the game winning run, and the fans in the bleachers responded by tossing beer bottles and other trash at the Guardians. Aaron Judge and Giancarlo Stanton, amongst others went out to plead with the fans to stop. Just an ugly scene. 

There is no set of circumstances in which fans should throw objects at players. I was at Shea Stadium for a couple of games that loudmouth a$$hole John Rocker pitched in. I yelled and screamed and called him every name in the book, but never even considered throwing anything at him. Never mind that you could end up hitting a fellow fan, it’s just unacceptable behavior. And believe me, there were Met fans who did throw $h-t at him. One bottle that made it to the field actually wizzed between me and my sister. It could have easily smacked us in the head. 

Having said that, the players can’t be going after the fans either. Yes, celebrating injuries is a classless, punk-ass move, but the players have to ignore that. I’m not saying it’s easy, but its necessary. By confronting the fan, you are legitimizing him or her, making them more important than they really are. Both Guardians players were out of line, especially Straw. I always say, any idiot that runs on the field or the court deserves what they get, whether it means getting hauled off to jail or getting leveled by a strong, powerful athlete or both. I hate to say it, but players going into the stands run the risk of getting clobbered. Straw didn’t actually go into the stands, but even climbing the fence was out of line. 

And to be clear, I’m not just picking on the Yankee fans here, there have been several incidents with the Mets over the years, namely during the 1973 NLCS where fans were pelting Pete Rose with garbage, leading manager Yogi Berra and players Willie Mays and Tom Seaver amongst others had to go out and plead with the fans to stop, lest the Mets lose by forfeit. 

And in 1979, the Boston Bruins, led by future Islander GM Mike Milbury, went into the stands at MSG to confront Ranger fans who had been tossing crap on the ice at them. 

Unacceptable then. Unacceptable now. 


*******************************************************************************


Anytime New York City loses a firefighter in the line of duty, is a sad tragic day for all of us. I didn’t know FF Timothy Klein personally, but I have to admit it hit a little bit harder when I saw he grew up in Belle Harbor.  Some of the most amazing people I’ve been lucky enough to know are firefighters who grew up in or moved to Rockaway. I just pray that his family can find some peace. And that our cops, firefighters and all other public servants stay safe.


Thank you so much everyone 


Stay Safe

and Have a Great Week

Sunday, April 10, 2022

Weekly Mail April 10, 2022

 

Hi Folks:


We had Spirit week at my hospital last week. It's kind of amazing how little things at work can make such a difference. We had a continental breakfast on Monday and pizza for lunch on Friday. You know me, I never turn down free food, so this was right up my alley. Wednesday was jersey day. I was going between my Pete Alonso Met jersey or my generic road Ranger jersey. I let Tuesday night's games determine which one I'd wear.

The Rangers beat the Devils 3-1.

The Mets lost an exhibition game to the Nationals 14-0*

The Ranger jersey it was for Wednesday. 





We did puzzles and riddles on Thursday. (what has branches but is not a tree?**) 


Tuesday was hat day. This to me was the most interesting day. As I was approaching the hospital from the employee parking lot, I found myself resisting the urge to take my hat off. This was no doubt the result of my Catholic School education, specifically high school.

On this blog I've mentioned the name Brother Robert Connolly a few times. He was one of the Brothers that taught me in high school. To refer to him as a teacher wouldn't begin to do him justice. 

He was at different times Msgr. McClancy's principal, president, athletic director, baseball, basketball and track coach. He also taught pretty much every subject, from Physics to Phys Ed.  When I was in 8th grade I took a co-op prep course at McClancy and he was the Math teacher. He blew me away with how much he taught us in those 6 weeks. I happened to take the co-op there at McClancy, and he was proctoring in the room across from where I was taking the test. "Go get 'em William" he yelled across to me. I wasn't sure where I was going to go for high school that day, but I knew if I ended up going there, I'd be in good hands with him. 

I was right

Because that's where I ended up going. And the more I got to know him, the more I grew to admire him. He was unquestionably the most brilliant person I'd met up till then. And I'll be honest, I've met very very few brighter since. 

And as I was walking towards the door at Mercy the other day, I kept hearing Brother Robert's voice going "hat hat hat hat hat hat" He used to stand at the doorway of the cafeteria and not let you in till your hat was off. On the rare days I wore a hat to school, it was well off my head before I got near the door. If Brother Robert didn't get you before the cafeteria, it was because another teacher got you before. 

Once I got in and saw other workers wearing hats and caps, it was easy. But man, did my mind race back on that walk to the parking lot. 


There was another reason I was struggling with keeping my cap on Tuesday though. It wasn't just because of my high school years, which ended about 31 years ago, but I also had something happen this past year that I wanted to wait till I was done with it to tell you all about it. 

Back in October, I got an e-mail from our Parish saying that Timmy's 8th grade class needed a catechist. I don't know what came over me that morning, but I wrote back and volunteered to do it. 10 minutes later, I was hired!

Can you imagine?

Believe it or not, I had actually done this before. My junior year of high school, in lieu of taking a religion class, I took a training course at McClancy then taught 4 kids to prepare them for communion. 

But that was (again) over 30 years ago and that was 4 kids. This was going to be 12. 

12 thirteen year-olds preparing for Confirmation, including Timmy.

The first night I was there the principal came in and wouldn't you know the first thing she did was ask one of the boys to take off his Mets cap. HA! I let the Brothers of the Sacred Heart down that night. 

But after that, I never let it happen again. Usually I gestured to anyone wearing a hat by pantomiming taking a hat off. 

But you know something? That was the extent of the trouble any of these kids gave me. There were 7 boys and 5 girls, and they were phenomenal. 

In one class we were going over the 7 deadly sins and when we got to greed, I asked if any of them knew who Michael Douglas was. One girl (correctly) said he was in the Avengers movies specifically Ant-Man and Endgame. (I saw them both and didn't remember that-#whatadragitisgettingold) As they sat there, I got up and did my Gordon Gekko impression..

greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works.

It was perfect, held my pen like a microphone, did the strut around the classroom, had the voice going. Not to brag, but I rocked it that night. 

And I asked them if they knew what became of the man who gave that speech? 

(SPOILER ALERT-He went to prison-END SPOILER ALERT) 


On Saturday afternoon I was on the train coming into Manhattan. I made the mistake of wearing my Mets cap, because the only other person on the train was a guy who started telling me that he went to all 3 games of the 1973 NLCS between the Mets and the Reds. He decided to test my knowledge of the Mets by asking me what 3 Mets on that team ended up in the Hall of Fame. I should have played Dopey Dicky and said I didn't know, instead I said Tom Seaver, Willie Mays and Yogi Berra. I was stuck with him all the way into Penn Station.


+If I really wanted to shut this guy up, I could have tossed out a 1973 Mets trivia question of my own.. On the day the Mets beat the Reds to advance to the World Series, there was a much bigger story breaking in the country that day. What was it??


But at one point he started complaining about today's youth. "They're stuck on their machines" he said. I turned into the world's biggest bobblehead doll at that point. 

I'm sorry I'm not buying that. This "we played outside all day and came home for dinner" crap. None of us have ever had to live through a pandemic. These kids are on their "machines" because they had nothing else to do for over a year. The last class we had, I put away the books and the notes and we just talked about all this. They had a retreat one night in the parish cafeteria and one of the coordinators told the kids he felt sorry for them, "because everything you do ends up on Snapchat" When I asked the kids what they thought of that statement, one of the girls said "Just don't do anything stupid and you have nothing to worry about".

I don't know if it's that simple, but she made me believe it was.***

I guess I'm sounding a bit like Whitney Houston here, but I'd rather sound like her than the principal from the Breakfast Club. These kids are going to be all right. All my friends kids too. Kids are resilient and they are a lot smarter than we give them credit for. And all the ones who lived through this pandemic the last two years..if they can handle that, they can handle anything. I really believe that. 



BASEBALL: Opening Day Victories!

The Mets opened in DC against the Nationals and behind 2nd year pitcher Tylor Megill won on Opening Day for the 40th time in the last 50 years. It’s the one think you have to admit they do well.

The Yanks home opener was pushed back to Friday, but they sent the fans home happy with a walk off hit from off season pickup Josh Donaldson. I know in the grand scheme they don’t mean much, but psychologically it’s always nice to win on Opening Day. 

Back to the Mets for a sec, there was much angst on Friday night over the Apple TV broadcast, specifically the announcers. I don’t want to woof on them anymore than I already have, but it really did sound like Amateur Hour. They sounded like they won one of those “be an announcer for a day” contest. I know Joe Buck isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, but he’s got a great big game voice. Not everyone does, but this sounded like it was being recorded on an old camcorder. They better figure this out, especially if they are going to charge extra for this. Which you know they will. 



Can you believe I actually won some $$$ in my NCAA bracket pool after all my kevetching, I ended up in 4th place after I was 4th from the bottom for most of the tournament. I only picked 29 games correctly though. But as Steve Miller once sang, Take the Money and Run. 


I just read that Brooklyn Beckham got married over the weekend. I was in London when I found out that Victoria “Posh” Beckham was pregnant with him. That was August 22, 1998. Now he’s married. Yeah, I’m feeling old. 


We probably won’t publish next Sunday being that it is Easter. May have a special though mid Easter week. Stay tuned. 

Stay Safe 


and Have a Great Week




*I know it was spring training but really? 14-0? 

**I said the Federal Government, but the correct answer was a bank. Technically I  was right too, no? 

***Maybe it is when you are 13, but when you're 22 and you've put away a dozen Budweiser's and you think the woman of your dreams just strolled into the Irish Circle at 2AM....well, those are the days you're grateful there was no Snapchat



+Answer-Vice President Spiro Agnew pleaded no contest to tax evasion. He also submitted his resignation from the Vice Presidency. He was replaced by then House Minority leader Gerald Ford, who would later succeed Richard Nixon when he too resigned from office in August 1974. 


Sunday, April 3, 2022

Weekly Mail April 3, 2022

 


Hi!! 



So I was out last Saturday night partying like it was 1999. Of course when I woke up the next morning, my body reminded me it was very much 2022, and I was no longer 26 but closing in on 49. Therefore I had even less incentive to stay up and watch the Oscars. Of course, I woke up in the middle of the night and saw all the alerts. Apparently, there was some fisticuffs. 


THE OSCARS-Will Smith gets a piece of the Rock


All week I was waiting to delve into this whole mess, give my $0.02, my pointless point of view just like I do for everything else that goes on. Was this an example of a noble gentleman defending his wife, or some primadonna with thin skin and a short fuse? Was this a comedian going over the line, or another example of how we have lost the ability to laugh at ourselves? Was Will Smith out of line? Was Chris Rock out of line? Either or? Neither nor? 

Whatever the case may be, as I sat down to start writing about this whole mess, I started to get a feeling that you know what? I just don't give a crap about it as much as I thought I would. Maybe if I had been up and actually saw it happen I would feel different. But right now, I'm kind of, oh, I don't know over it. 

Is that going to stop me from writing about it? 


Nope. Here goes. 


Let me start here. I think Will and Jada Pinkett Smith are weirdos. That's probably not politically correct to say in this day and age, and I am all for live and let live and what you do in your house is your business blah blah blah. I'm sorry though, to me they are just f-cking strange.  From their "open marriage" to encouraging their son Jayden to seek emancipation from them, I think they do these things under the guise of being progressive, where I see them doing it to gather attention to themselves. 

And for what? These aren't the Kardashian's we are talking about here. Love him or loathe him, Will Smith is a genuine talent in the performing arts. He's a brilliant actor, singer and songwriter. Jada is also multi-talented, and Jayden at his young age is also a brilliant performer. Like Eminem said "Will Smith don't have to cuss in his raps to sell records*." He doesn't. His work and his wife and kids work, on stage, film and studio, should speak for itself. 

There is going to come a point in all this where Will Smith goes tearfully on TV and says "I never thought this would blow up into all this, and I wish it would stop." Maybe he does, but I also think there's a part of him that is getting a kick out of seeing his name plastered all over the place this past week. You could tell me I'm wrong about that and make a very compelling case, but that's what I see from my neck of the woods. 

Now was he right to do what he did? Absolutely not. There are no set of circumstances where anybody has the right to go slap someone upside the head, and that goes double for national tv. You're not even allowed to do that during a football game. Did Chris Rock go over the line? Maybe, but on the other hand, this is what he does. I ask the same question Mike Lupica asked rhetorically when Don Imus was catching all that flak for what he said about Bill Clinton at the 1996 White House Correspondence Dinner. 

"Who did they think they were getting? Bob Hope?"

 I'll be the first to admit I don't know much about the condition that Jada Pinkett-Smith has, but it does sound awful. I know a few paragraphs back I said I think they are strange, but I wish them no ill will, and I hope they are able to keep working. I see that Will Smith resigned from the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, but I hope that doesn't mean he's done in Hollywood. Give him the rest of 2022 off and let him learn his lesson. And for the record, as much as I think the Smith's are weird, they would probably feel the same about us Gallaghers if they ever met us. At the very least, they would consider us dull. 

There's another possible solution to all this and I know I've thrown this out there before, but maybe we can all try being a little nicer to each other overall, celebrating what we have in common rather than pointing fingers at each other for where we are different. I know I'm fighting windmills on that one. But it's always worth a shot. 

In any event, I'm tired of seeing the replays on TV, tired of hearing about it on the radio and tired of reading about it. If you're tired of reading about it, I'm sorry. I hope you at least read this take on it. But if not,  I dig. 

                                                There is not a better newspaper in the world for headlines. 



BASEBALL: The More Things Change....

So on Thursday the reports came out that Jacob deGrom was going to get an MRI due to some discomfort in his shoulder. It was really like deja vu all over again. 

At least on Friday when the Mets announced they were shutting deGrom down for 4 weeks, it seemed on the surface that they had a good reason. Something called a Stress Reaction in the shoulder. And Lord above forgive me, my first reaction was "I'm just glad they didn't say it was a clean MRI" 

They spent most of the second half of the season lying about all his MRI's coming back clean, until there were a couple of weeks left in the season and the team was hopelessly under.500. Then Sandy Alderson came out and said there was a sprain in deGrom's UCL. In other words, the MRI's weren't clean and deGrom's elbow had a tear in one of the ligaments. 

Now, am I convinced that the Mets are being straight up about this latest setback. Hardly. I can't even bring myself to say it to be honest, but I really have no idea if or when we will see #48 back out on the mound for us. But at least the team has given us all something we can look up on WebMD and act like we know WTF we are talking about. 

And even with all the bull$h-t going on, I still find myself anxiously awaiting the start of the season later on this week, even though I'm not optimistic about either of NY's teams chances this year. Even before deGrom got hurt, I had concerns about the Mets rotation after Jake and Max Scherzer (who apparently is having some issues of his own). The bullpen wasn't really addressed properly and I still think they could use another power bat somewhere in the lineup. 

As for the Yankees, their big move was getting rid of Gary Sanchez, the matador himself. They have more than a few issues, rotation and lineup. Like the Mets, health will be a big factor.. If Aaron Judge and Giancarlo Stanton can play 140 games, if Luis Severino's arm holds up. Also I feel like other teams in both Eastern Divisions added talent to their rosters. The Braves are the defending World Champions, and were able to let their best player (Freddie Freeman) leave via free agency because they fleeced the Oakland A's out of Matt Olson. The Phillies added two guys who each hit 30 HR's last year in Kyle Schwarber and Nick Castellanos. in the AL, the Blue Jays added Matt Chapman to an already loaded lineup. Not to mention the Rays are still dangerous. 

I guess just the fact that baseball is back and we don't have to spend that time arguing over who should have started Game 6 of the 1973 World Series** should be enough to carry us forward. It all starts this Thursday... Mets-Nationals in DC, Yanks-Red Sox in the Bronx. 



FAST FOOD: Introducing Robo-Burger


A mall in Jersey City became the first in our fair nation, if not the world, to introduce a vending machine that distributes hamburgers. 

The Newport Centre Mall in Jersey City this week opened Robo-Burger, a 12 foot box that contains a refrigerator a grill and a self cleaning unit. According to USA Today, the burger is Pat LaFrieda Beef, the cheese is aged Wisconsin Cheddar and the ketchup is from Heinz. 

The geniuses who came up with this, Dan Braido, Audley Wilson were classmates at Carnegie Mellon University and worked on this project for 16 years. That's dedication man. When they had a solid prototype, they hooked up with restauranteur Andy Seliegl. Together they got the project over the finish line. The rest as they say is history. 

The cleaning system removes all bacteria so there's no risk of getting sick. Also the unit is designed that if let's say the refrigeration unit is busted, the grill won't cook a burger that's not stored at the proper temperature. In other words, John Taffer won't be taking a Louisville Slugger to it because of poor storage quality. 

And it looks to be very user friendly too. The standard robo-burger is cooked ton order on a toasted bun with ketchup and mustard. You can adjust any or all of those choices (for example I wouldn't eat a burger with mustard on it if you were torturing me for information). 

They actually threw a parade in Jersey City for the St. Peter's Peacocks for their miraculous run to the Elite 8. Now Jersey City should throw another parade, in honor of three of it's native sons who may have just revolutionized the fast food genre forever. 

                          If I was the photographer on this, I may have suggested this lady move about a foot to her left.



WEEKLY MAIL CORRECTIONS


1) In reporting about baseball’s new CBA, we said that the shift had been outlawed. Apparently that is not the case, at least for this season. What actually happened was that the MLBPA granted MLB the ability to unilaterally implement three rule changes for the 2023 season..1) adding a pitch clock, 2) increasing the size of the bases (huh?) and yes, 3) banning the shift. Baseball would have to give the union a 45 day notice before putting these new measures in. Also, it was decided this week that MLB will continue the asinine practice of putting a runner on first to start extra innings (in the regular season at least) About the only thing we actually did report accurately was that there would be no more 7 inning double-headers and that the DH was coming to the NL. WM regrets the error


2) But now here’s a error we don’t regret, the only thing I regret about it is that it won’t amount to much I’m sure, but remember how last week I was lamenting how gawd-awful I am at filling out an NCAA tournament bracket? Well it turns out I’m not quite as inept as I thought I was. Don’t get me wrong, I’m still pretty bad, but I’m not like 1962 Mets awful, just merely 2003 Mets awful. 

For all my utter incompetence, I did manage to predict the Kansas Jayhawks into the finals. Kansas’ win over Villanova (who truth be told I probably would have been rooting for since I like their coach Jay Wright) catapulted me from near the bottom to 17th place. Nothing to write home about, but still a lot better than being third from last. I’m closer to first than I am to the bottom. 

My. Final Four was Texas Tech (because I couldn’t put Duke there) Kentucky, (whose overrated coach John Calipari got himself  knocked out in the first round by our St. Peter’s Peacocks) Arizona (which of all my blunders this is the one I regret the most because Arizona always folds) and Kansas. I didn’t exactly reinvent the wheel picking Kansas, as they were I believe, either the first or second ranked team in the country, but they are making me look a bit smarter than I really am. 

Theres few times in my life where I have rooted for Mike Kryzewski but unfortunately Saturday night was one of them. I had a feeling the game was going to be a classic, but I did manage to not watch one second of it. For as much as I can’t stand Duke, I HATE NORTH CAROLINA. Always have.  

So my suggestion is that you all go clear out your 401K’s tomorrow morning, download the Draft Kings app, bet everything on North Carolina, (since I have Kansas winning it all, and as a reminder I HATE NORTH CAROLINA)

And

Make 

It 

Rain. 


If you are watching the Grammys tonight, enjoy. Hopefully everyone behaves themselves. 


Stay Safe


and Have a Great Week 



*well I do, so f-ck him and f-ck you too… From the 2000 song The Real Slim Shady.


**myself, Howie Rose and Gary Cohen all say George Stone.Karl (the Ace) Ludwig and the only opinion who counted Yogi Berra said Tom Seaver on 3 days rest.